| Wayne “Sodbuster” James
               is one of the more versatile players of the Red Army, but not
               on the ice. Not much is known (or
             cared) about Wayne before he started with the Red Army. After signing
             with the team as a free agent in 1992, the native of Beausejour,
               Manitoba has managed to establish a permanent position for himself
               on the team.  It wasn't easy
               though, as Wayne was repeatedly warned that he was on shaky ground
               in
               the early years. After attending several sessions
             of Artie's Hockey School to hone his skills, he
             is now relatively secure in his fifth line position. He has finally
             graduated from both of the first two levels at the school and is
             gearing up for the “elite” level. In order to pay Watanabe
             the $2,995 session fee, he has been forced to moonlight at 4 separate
             jobs – farmer,
             busker, musician and gigolo. “I’ll do anything to learn
             hockey from the Master”. Watanabe, the former Shaolin Monk,
             has been unusually complimentary towards the Sodbuster’s work
             ethic. “He’s a bum and he always will be, but his money
             puts gas in my limo.” Avoiding the
               limelight and refusing all interviews, Wayne quietly gets the
               job done.
               A career journeyman player, James associates
             himself with the unsung heroes of hockey. “I’ve always
             been a fan of guys like Larry Playfair, Gates Battaglia and Jim
             Dowd. No one notices them on the ice, they don’t score, get
             assists, or rack up the penalty minutes but they are always there
             when the coach taps them on the shoulder to get water for the injured
             superstar or when the GM hands them a bus ticket for reassignment
             to Adirondack or Hershey. The fact that
               he is one of the few Red Army players who back checks does not
               go unnoticed
               by the team goalies. “He’s a pretty
             good defensive player,” quipped Kip Alexander“ he’s
             the guy who wears the green helmet, right?” He is also popular
             with goalies John Becker and Jeff Prociuk who
             discard their trappers when Sodbuster shoots on them during the
             pre-game warm-ups. “We
             get a better feel for the puck and the game catching his slap shots
             with our bare hands.”  In the off-season,
               Wayne tours with his Celtic Rap Band "AR
             DRI". In 1999, Wayne took over the critical role of Musical
             Director for the Red Army. Wayne and rock legend Joey Gregorash
             are the opening acts this summer for Nestor Pistor at the Hamiota
             Hog Barn and Arena Complex! Tickets are going fast for the June
             17th event. 
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