| In
a shocking revelation, The Hockey News has
learned that Mike Teillet has been promoted
to the front office of the Red Army. Mike has been assigned
to the prestigious role of 'Gopher'.
The promotion drew a quick and almost universally negative
response from the Hockey World as summarized by
Hockey Night in Canada's
Don
Cherry: "This move does not achieve what most
hockey
experts
called
for - getting Mike off the ice." Mike has stated
that he will continue playing.
John
Cowan Calls for Investigation !!!
The
promotion of Mike to the front
office is especially crushing to fellow team-mate John
Cowan who had lobbied intensively for this
position. In one of his most serious accusations, John
Cowan asserted
that: "To be Gopher is one of my life-long ambitions.
I am sure Mike is related to someone in the executive
office. There
is
no
way he
could
have
obtained
this position on merit. If the Hockey News wanted
to do some investigative reporting, they should dig
into Mike's connections!"
Click
here to
see team mates reactions to the announcement |
